Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with? No, and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this than men. Also, it’s such a weird thing to care about. Like imagine if I started eating Cheerios for breakfast, would Cheerios be like, ‘I’m the 48th cereal you’ve tried eating?! I don’t feel special!’ Well then screw you, Cheerios. I can’t go into the past and un-eat all those cereals, but that doesn’t mean I don’t genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch.
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My favourite thing Frank Turner has ever said
You maniacs didn’t actually think he would be here? He’s too cool to be here
—Noel Gallagher on David Bowie winning Best British Male (via fuckyeahrandombritishindiebands)